89sr5
07-07-2005, 06:46 PM
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through
a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go
from bad to worse when one wing is struck by
lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she
stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too
young to die," she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I
want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is
there anyone on this plane who can make me
feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has
forgotten their own peril. They all stare. Eyes
riveted at the desperate woman in the front of the
plane.
Then a man from Kentucky stands up in the rear of
the plane. He is handsome, tall, well built, with dark
brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up
the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt. One button at a
time.
No one moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles
ripple across his chest.
She gasps...
He whispers...
"Iron this -- and then get me a beer." :D
a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go
from bad to worse when one wing is struck by
lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she
stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too
young to die," she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I
want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is
there anyone on this plane who can make me
feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has
forgotten their own peril. They all stare. Eyes
riveted at the desperate woman in the front of the
plane.
Then a man from Kentucky stands up in the rear of
the plane. He is handsome, tall, well built, with dark
brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up
the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt. One button at a
time.
No one moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles
ripple across his chest.
She gasps...
He whispers...
"Iron this -- and then get me a beer." :D